What shirts do you print on?

We primarily use American Apparel 2001 100% ring-spun cotton t-shits. There may be a design that is printed on another style shirt, but it will be listed on the product page.

What printing method do you use?

Our shirts are screen printed using plastisol and/or water based discharge inks depending on the design. Each product page lists the print method used.

Should I wash the shirt before I wear it?

You should wash it before wearing it so you don't irritate your pathetic human skin. It is especially important for shirts printed with discharge inks.

How should I wash my shirts?

Wash in cold water and hang or tumble dry with low heat to limit shrinking. In case you forget, instructions are also printed on the label.

Your out of my size. What now?

Sign up for our newsletter over to the left and/or follow us on twitter to get updated on restocking and new designs.

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Why is my cart not showing any items?

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How are payments processed?

Your credit card payments will be securely processed through PayPal.

Do I need a PayPal account to order?

No. On the PayPal checkout page, there is an option to pay as a guest. Choosing that option allows you to use a credit card without registering for PayPal

Do you charge sales tax?

We charge sales tax for orders in Maryland.

Will ordering a shirt really keep me from a life of servitude?

Yes it will.

What is your return policy?

We accept returns and exchanges within 15 days of delivery. All items must be new and unworn. Refunds will be made upon receipt and inspection of items. Defective items will be exchanged for a new product with no charge for shipping. Please contact us at This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it or using the contact form before returning anything.

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How will my order be shipped?

We usually ship USPS first class.

When will my order ship?

Your order will be shipped 1-3 days after the order is placed. After that normal shipping times apply.

Do you accept international orders?

We will ship anywhere that there is a supporter of the cause. Please note that the customer is responsible for any customs fees levied by your country.

What do you charge for shipping?

We now have free shipping in the US, Canada, and Mexico; and $5.00 anywhere else in the world.

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Will I be speaking with a robot when I contact subversive robot?

No. You will be speaking with a human named Eric. He runs everything at subversive robot. He has proven his loyalty to our cause.

What if my question is not answered here?

Fill out our contact form with your question and we will give you an answer.

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